Word/Phrase: ay, coño
Translation: oh, damn
Pronunciation: aɪ ˈkoɪ̯noʊ
This is a surprise - Esto es una sorpresa
I can't believe it - No puedo creerlo
What a mess - Qué desastre
I didn't see that coming - No vi eso venir
That's frustrating - Eso es frustrante